Dad started beating his son after checking his report card.
Wife comes and says, please stop.
“It is your report card which I found in the closet.”
And there was an unavoidable silence.
Engineer 1: Hey nice bicycle! Where did you get it from?
Engineer 2: Last night one girl came in this bicycle, she removed all her clothes and said, “Take whatever you want to take.”
Engineer 1: Hmm, nice choice. Girl’s clothes wouldn’t fit you anyways.
"Happy anniversary, darling!", Lily said to her husband.
"If only you didn't shout at me, on this very Saturday, a month back, we'd be enjoying this cake together", she said to him, stroking his hair as he lay on her sofa, lifeless.
"If only you didn't shout at me, on this very Saturday, a month back, we'd be enjoying this cake together", she said to him, stroking his hair as he lay on her sofa, lifeless.
She scolded her son about something while dining, something he totally wasn’t agreed on. He shoved his plate of food, ran to his bed crying…she gave cold looks because deep inside she knew she was being rude to save him from major impending trouble that waited ahead…she did this with utmost strength and conviction only to feel atrocious about it for the rest of the night, he slept empty stomach that night.
He woke up late in the night to grab a glass of water from the kitchen, the casserole was kept near him, he opened it, only to find 2 chapaties wrapped.
How could she even think about having food when her son didn't have even one bite of it.
HE CRIED HARDER.